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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- * Ohh...

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* Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- * Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he *

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- * If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- * Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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*

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[waves crashing]

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[upbeat instrumental music]

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*

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[bubbling]

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- Oh, why can't I
get to sleep?

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Let's try it again.
[sighs]

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Warm milk.

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White noise machine.

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[machine bubbling]

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[groans]

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Dim lights.

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[groans]

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* Sleep, little Squidward,
catch some winks *

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* Everything and everybody
clearly stinks *

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- [belches]
- [screams]

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[laughter]

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- [grunting]

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Oh, yeah!
Fizz Bomb Cola!

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- Fire in the hole!

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- [belches]

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[laughter]

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- [yelling]
Hey!

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Will you two psychopaths
keep it down?

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- Oh, hi, Squidward.
How ya doing?

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- Horrible!
I haven't slept for three days.

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- Hey, that's great!

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- It is not great.

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[grunts]

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I've got an audition

50
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with the Bikini Bottom
Philharmonic Orchestra

51
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tomorrow morning,
and I'm a nervous wreck.

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- Why don't you
try taking a walk?

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Works for me.
- You know, normally,

54
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I jump up and scream
when you appear like that.

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But I'm so tired,
I'm just gonna take

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your stupid advice.

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- No, Patrick, no!

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[both grunting]

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- We've got to keep it quiet.

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[stomach gurgling]

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- Tell my parents
I love them.

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- Ahh!
[grunts]

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[inhales, grunts]

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Hit the dirt!

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- [belches]

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[gulps]

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[sighs]

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That was sheer beauty.

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- Taking a walk...walk...

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walk.

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[groans]

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- [snoring]

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- [snoring]

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[sheep bleating]

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- [groans]

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Home.

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[door creaks]

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[both munching]

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[creepy music]

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- SpongeBob?
What's happening?

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- I don't know.

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*

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- [snoring]

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- Ahh!
[grunts]

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- [sighs]

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- Aw, poor guy
was just sleepy.

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Looks like we're
gonna be here a while.

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See you in the morning, Patrick.

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- Oh, yeah.
I should probably...

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[sighs]

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[snores]

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- [meows]

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- Aww.

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Aww.

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[all snoring]

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- [crows]

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- [meows]

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- [yawns]

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[yells]

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This isn't my rug!
Where--where am I?

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Who am I?

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[panting]
Who am I?

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How am I?
- Patrick, Patrick, calm down.

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You're at my house.
Oh, and that is your rug.

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- Oh, yeah.

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Ruggie, Ruggie, Ruggie.

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Ruggie, Ruggie,
Ruggie.

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- Squidward, time to wake up.

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Wake up, little Squidward.

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Patrick,
Squidward won't wake up.

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- Ruggie, Ruggie,
Ruggie, Ruggie!

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[yelling]
Wake up, little Squidward,

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wake up!

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- Maybe we should
get him up.

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[chanting together]
Wake up, wake up,

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wake up, wake up!

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- [groans]

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[coffee dripping]

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[hissing]

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both: Wake up!

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- [snores]

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[electric guitar trilling]

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both: Wake up!

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- [snoring]
- Patrick, this is bad.

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Squidward won't make
his audition

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with the Philharmonic Orchestra.
What can we do?

127
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- Oh, we'll have to create
another Squidward in a lab.

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- Patrick, you are a genius!

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[bubbling]

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[dramatic music]

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[machinery grinding]

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- [grunts]

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- [screams]

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- [grunting]

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[both gasp]

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- [grunts]

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[growling]

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*

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[smashing]

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- Eureka!

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- No, Patrick.
It didn't work.

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- Ooh, we've tried everything
under the ocean,

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and we failed.

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If only we could just
crawl up inside Squidward

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and play him like a puppet.

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- That's it!
We could crawl up

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inside Squidward
and play him like a puppet!

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- Oh, whose dumb idea was that?

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- Yours.

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- Well, it sounds good to me.

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- Okay, Patrick, you go in first

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and control his arms and legs.

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Then I'll go in
and control the brain.

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- Okay.

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[grunting]

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Eww.

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[laughs]

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It tickles.

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- How's that feel, buddy?

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- Not bad.
Okay, get on my shoulders.

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- [grunting]

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Okay, Patrick, I'm gonna see
if I can make Squidward talk.

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[as Squidward]
My name is Squidward,

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and I think SpongeBob
is a lamebrain.

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[laughs]

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- [laughs]

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Wow, you sound more like him
than--

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than Squidward.
[laughs]

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- All right, Patrick,
we've got a date

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at the Bikini Bottom
Philharmonic.

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Let's get going.

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[as Squidward]
Whoa, whoops.

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Watch out.
Take it easy.

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[jackhammer pounding]

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- Hey!

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- Left foot, right foot.

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[both exclaiming]

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[groaning]

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- [grunting]

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- [frantic muttering]

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Whoa!
Excuse me.

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Sorry.
- Yeah?

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[screams]

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[explosion]

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- [screams]

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- Pardon me.

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- Hey, Twinkle Toes,

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you're in a no dancing zone.

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Now beat it.

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- [grunting]

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Patrick, I just realized
I don't know

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where the concert hall is.

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[epic music]

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Uh, let's ask someone.

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- Whoa!

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[as Squidward]
- Excuse me, ma'am.

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I'm looking for
the concert hall.

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[grunting]
Whoa!

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- Young man, you don't need
a concert hall.

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You need a hospital.

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- Great Neptune,
you're hideous!

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I manage a freak show,
and you're exactly

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the kind of act I need.

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- Mommy, look.

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It's Frankenstein!

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[all murmuring]

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00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,580
- Oh, Patrick!
That bus is going

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to the concert hall!

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[all murmuring]

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- [grunting]

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[coin clinking]

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Patrick, do you
have any change?

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- One second.

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- [exclaims]

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- Hey, I wasn't born yesterday.
That'll be three fares.

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[coins clinking]

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Hmm, what some people
won't do to cheat the system.

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[fanfare]

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- [grunting]

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- And don't come back!

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- Oh, man.
That conductor's brutal.

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[both grunting and exclaiming]

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- Whoa!

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- Oh, oof!

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00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:07,080
- [as Squidward]
I was just, oh, um,

226
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,580
the thing is not on the thing.
Oh, uh...

227
00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:13,080
- Who is that imbecile?
- Squidward Tentacles.

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Apparently he's
a clarinet player.

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- All right,
whenever you're ready.

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- [whispering]
The clarinet,

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where's his clarinet?
- Oh, I got it.

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- Ew, why'd you put it there?

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- I guess I never actually

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thought of the moment
where we'd have to play it.

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- Let's see, the ability
to play clarinet

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has got to be
in his brain somewhere.

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It's just a matter
of squeezing it out.

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[grunts]

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[clarinet squeaking]

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[grunting, clarinet squeaking]

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- [growls]

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All right, thank you, next!

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[delicate melody]

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- [growls]

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both: Huh?

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*

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- He's magnificent.

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- What--what's going on here?
Where am I?

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I'm at the audition.

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I'm playing,
but I'm not in control.

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I--I feel like I've been
taken over by something.

252
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- What's going on?

253
00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:08,680
- I don't know what's happening.

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I'm losing control!

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00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:13,450
- Must...gain...

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00:10:13,450 --> 00:10:14,980
control!

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- That's an unusual
playing style, but still.

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He sounds magnificent.

259
00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:21,650
- Patrick, I don't think I can

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00:10:21,650 --> 00:10:22,850
command his brain much longer.

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- Me neither, SpongeBob.

262
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- What was that--
SpongeBob? Patrick?

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You're inside me?
Oh, how did this happen?

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Get out of my mind!

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Get out of my body.
Just--just--just get out!

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[muttering]

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- [grunting]

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- [gagging]

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[spits]

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both: Ta-da.

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- Oh, I am going to
lambaste you two.

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- You're a wizard.
A magical, musical wizard.

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- I--huh? Oh.

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- Yes, yes!

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Oh, bring us to ecstasy,
maestro.

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- I envy you common people.

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For you are about to have
the glorious honor

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of hearing me play
Gustav Mollusk's

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Symphony Number Five
in C sharp minor.

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For I am in
complete control.

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[shrill squealing]

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[both groaning]

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[glass shattering]

284
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[cawing and honking]

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[ice crashing]

286
00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:30,150
[buildings rumbling]

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[both snoring]

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- [sighs]

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[delicate melody]

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Hmm? Huh?

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*

292
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- [growls]

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[crowd cheering]